Q: Should I go to college or open my own churro and nutella cart? – Dreaming in Detroit
A: As my inspiration and personal hero, Adolf Hitler, once said: “Don’t let what other people think stop you from doing the things you love.” Follow in Der Fuehrer’s footsteps and don’t let anyone hold you back. You want a churro and nutella cart? Get the churro and nutella cart. Be the churro and nutella cart if your heart so desires. College is overrated – what does the country really need? We’re already full of intelligent thinkers – e.g., Donald Trump, Paris Hilton, Haven Hunt, etc. What we really need is the fuel for these brilliant minds. We need a hero. A savior. Someone who appears during your darkest days like a ray of light, a beacon of hope, an omen of good things to come. Who will fill this empty, churro sized hole in America’s heart? Will it be you, Dreaming? Will you be prepared to fulfill this daunting task? Or will you succumb to the pressure society has placed on you, that burden to go to college to be “useful”? I hope you make the right choice… the choice that America needs.